Astronaut 07/19/2019 (Fri) 16:29:17 No. 16946 [Reply]
board is dead despite spamming this shit advert everywhere
pathetic
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>>16946
Cope, trust me, you dont want new users. Or maybe you do?
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>>16989
there's plenty of /b/s without them. Every single alternate /b/ rejects new users. might as well experiment with just one.
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New things can't happen
if old things still alive
>>17013
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard
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>>17014
thanks low IQ human

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The truth about 8chan Analockman(Thailand Native)#8c+l67 07/20/2019 (Sat) 05:00:57 No. 16984 [Reply]
Maybe you guys already know this but here is what I just realize
the problem of that board is the BO and web master. it's not users
it's because of their selfish ego and bad management. they delete thread just because they don't like it. and I know BO of this chan is not different. and by doing that they will destroy popularity of board itself.
next they will let someone make the good board just to lure people into board again

and the will do the same.
I think they have mental illness
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>>17005
Cope.
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>>17002
it's not work
it's seem all ID was used and get banned
but's funny when I stop enable VPN I van post there again...

but can I ask about BO typp ? isn't he was ban from being BO because CP ? why he's come back ? and it's seem name was unable to post on 2b again
>>17008
You can do it, you just have to find instruction.

AI makes a portrait of your image Astronaut 07/19/2019 (Fri) 05:23:44 No. 16923 [Reply]
Your image needs to have a face in it and you may need to retry a couple of times since there is a lot of traffic.
https://aiportraits.com/
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Why is nobody posting their results?
i wanted to see what it would do with /v/
this shit is awesome
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Trips
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enjoy soulless art works

Astronaut 07/20/2019 (Sat) 00:48:35 No. 16967 [Reply]
Is there any undeniable proof that Jim is selling 8chan users' data?
>>16967
No. But it's very likely given his history and reputation.
>>16967
What would he even sell?
>>16981

if theyre dumb enough to have tracking enabled in their browsers, quite a lot.

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>>16952
Is all the red human body parts?
>>16971
who knows, OP posted a fucking thumbnail like an idiot so we'll never know
>>16972
OP you fucking twat.
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>>16980
>>16972
>>16971
could just research on your own
>>16982
Or OP could just not be a fucking retard and not post the tiniest pic he found.

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Astronaut 07/20/2019 (Sat) 02:25:53 No. 16976 [Reply]
How often do you report back to home base Astronaut?
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>>16976
I don't, this is home.

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Astronaut 07/19/2019 (Fri) 23:05:56 No. 16956 [Reply]
So it's the same cancer running on a different engine. That's wholesome.
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Welp
>>16964
We need better bunker imageboards, our most popular imageboard (4chan) got flooded with faggots and mundanes, and we need anons to keep the bunker imageboards alive by contributing. 8chan is probably the best bunker right now, but more imageboards need to grow.
>>16956
go back
>>16969
no stay
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>>16956
>>16958
>>16963
>all this whining
You could just leave, quietly.

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Astronaut 07/07/2019 (Sun) 13:04:49 No. 16087 [Reply]
ITT: Share essential Pepe images that every /b/ browser should possess
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>>16087
Kill yourself already you fuck loving faggot.

Extraterrestrial Astronaut 07/18/2019 (Thu) 14:22:21 No. 16871 [Reply]
What do you think aliens look like
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>>16914
One of the most retarded things about ME.
how do you do ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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Kyoani burns to a crisp Astronaut 07/18/2019 (Thu) 17:40:28 No. 16874 [Reply]
No more KEY, no more Haruhi, or K-ON.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20190718_35/
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>>16880
that sux that he would get 33 kills for an act of mere vengeance while some sjw's killing people for reasons of justice and the like can't even get 1 kill
god this is a tragedy
WHY THE ANIME!
GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
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I couldn't care less about KyoAni but I'm scared of what effect this'll have on the animation industry.
>>16926
I read that as:
>I couldn't care less about KyoAni but I'm scared of what effect this'll have on the autism industry.
We love you barisaku-chan!

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Dolphins Yo 07/19/2019 (Fri) 00:05:14 No. 16892 [Reply]
dolphins have got to be the most intellegent and fiercest mammal of the sea.
ITT show off your favorites dolphins
plz no dolphin pussy
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>>16904
Animal genitals are interesting to look at tbh.
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>>16904
Really? Of all the fucking dolphin erotica you could give us, it's fucking pathogenic dolphin erotica? You wound me sir
Imagine fucking one
>>16892
Who here has bought the dolphin onahole? It's modeled on a real dolphin pussy I heard.

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Arson attack at Japan anime studio kills 33 daeda_trap 07/19/2019 (Fri) 04:30:02 No. 16918 [Reply]
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>>16918
I know you had something to do with it, Satania, and hiding inside that box playing dumb won't pull the wool over my eyes.
desu
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what was it? couldnt have been a muslim or something

id guess an anime nerd who got disappointed with some show

"He seemed to be in pain, irritated and suffering, but also angry as if he was resentful. I heard him saying something like 'You copied it"

that seems to be the only indication of motive, someone at this office plagiarized a work of his or so he believed so?
>>16933
It's a kook who thinks that any little similarity between his uninspired SAO rip-off he posted on Japanese fanfiction.com and the latest lazily written moe-blob anime, is a sign that Kyoto anime stole from him.

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DONT DIE! Astronaut 07/17/2019 (Wed) 05:05:57 No. 16815 [Reply]
DO EXACTLY WHAT KOHLCHAN IS DOING AND YOU WILL HAVE GREAT SUCCESS IMO
>adopt there entire front end css tbh
the writing is on the wall, this site is due for drastic changes
>take it the wrong way or not, but ive been waiting for spacechan to be successful since the fall of mewch.
COPY KOHLCHANS FORMAT AND WAIT FOR THE PAYOUT
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font-weight:400
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.reportFieldset {
border:1px solid #6C5F59
}
.topBoards.title a {
background-color: #685C56;
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.quoteLink {
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The old mewch css

hr {
border-color: #34345c; /* hr divider color*/
}

#divLatestPosts .latestPostCell {
background: #eebbba !important; /* background latest posts cell on homepage */
border: 1px solid #ffcccb !important; /* border of latest posts cell on homepage */
}

.coloredIcon {
color: #34345c; /*nav bar icons and links and controls color*/
}

a {
color: #34345c; /*link color*/

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The original css from mewch's launch:


hr {
border-color: #193447;
}

a, .navClickable {
color: #88CACE;
text-decoration: none;
}

a:hover, .hideButton:hover, .unhideButton:hover, .embedButton:hover,
.navClickable:hover, #closeWatcherMenuButton:hover, .watchButton:hover,
.watchedCellCloseButton:hover, .hideFileButton:hover {
text-shadow: 0px 0px 5px #117743;
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holy shit! thanks king!
>i need to home ASAP
dont delete thread!!
>>16944
need to get home
<very excited tbh

WEBM\MP4 thread Astronaut 07/09/2019 (Tue) 13:54:09 No. 16296 [Reply]
Post dem vids
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I found a weird creepy computer animated one for Bugget. He makes ones like these.
>>16303
that's fucked up but nothing compared to the one where they pull the guy's heart out of his chest while he's still alive and show it to him
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Friend hooked me up with some birbs.
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Astronaut 07/18/2019 (Thu) 17:00:04 No. 16873 [Reply]
What was the happiest moment of your life space chan?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw
>>16873
i honestly dont know. maybe when i got my first car?
>>16873
were you exited about the train, the burning of the amine studio or that you got 4 million views
>>16873
Systemspace of course
What's this about the arsonist doing it for a train or something?
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fucking a super tight virgin

getting my very first paycheck

oh and the first time i got high without getting paranoid

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Astronaut 07/10/2019 (Wed) 22:08:35 No. 16443 [Reply]
LAIN IN SPACE
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>>16630
>preggo.png
Remember to post my OC responsibly.
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Live from KyoAni!

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4chan bant Astronaut 07/17/2019 (Wed) 23:22:44 No. 16845 [Reply]
/Bant/ said hi
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>>16855
>>16856
>>16857
>>16858
>>16859
tell them to come post on spacechan already, we're dying
>>16860
agree and will do
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anon says "Sent them this webm
Tell them it's neat they have their own anime girl."
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ok im back. do we wanna keep talking with bant

Take back what you've said
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>>16728
Here's a Mario for your troubles
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>>16728
thats not a nice thing youve gone and said there

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Piece of tooth fell out Astronaut 07/13/2019 (Sat) 21:20:00 No. 16623 [Reply]
>be me
>eating soft candy just now
>suddenly a crunch noise in my mouth
>notice a hard piece inside my mouth
>turns out a fucking piece of my tooth broke off
I went to the dentist last week and I knew my teeth were bad but I didn't know they were methamphetamine addiction bad ffs
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i dont brush my teeth more than twice or thrice a month and theyre fine. why do so many people have bad teeth
>>16864
I consume a lot of sugary products
>>16861
>>16865
i do too tho
>>16864

youre gonna regret the fuck out of that when youre older.
>>16868
the dentist i went to said that i have a base solution instead of an acid solution for saliva. idk what that means but apparently my only real problem is that my breath smells if i dont use mints or something

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here was a recent 'hack' of my youtube account homelessbro 07/03/2019 (Wed) 16:08:36 No. 15847 [Reply]
pretty cool hack, tbh:

here is the message they posted:

>When I was fourteen, my mother and father were divorced, and I went to live with my mother and a man she supposedly fell in love with several years ago. We searched for a house for all three of us to live in, and eventually found the perfect house. A few months later, after finding out that my dad had Cancer, my mom went, engaged to this man living with us, to the very hospital and stayed with my father for about a week, leaving me to tend to myself as I remained in the basement, wasting my time on the computer.

>It was late, around midnight if I recall correctly, and the man living with us went off to bed, turning off every light in the house, except for the computer room in the basement. During this time we had one dog and one cat. I can't remember exactly where the dog was, but the cat was downstairs with me, doing what cats do, I guess. While typing away on the computer, it occurred to me, after several minutes had passed, my cat had been staring at the door, which was left wide open, for a long time. Her ears appeared to be pinned against the back of her head and I finally noticed her faint growling.

>Thinking that it was the dog, I turned around and called for her, only then to notice something that took me completely by surprise. The door that leads up to the second floor was left wide open. In front of it, taking the size of a three or four year old, was this ominous being, made of shadow.

>As chills ran down my spine and fear completely took over my body, I watched this unearthly 'thing' with what little time I had, I absorbed any features possible, noting that it had small, beady eyes that were yellow, and this 'thing' had black tendrils on top of its head, and on the sides of its body, which didn't exactly have a 'shape'.

>Whatever this thing was, it reacted quickly and hid by leaping over to the stairs, making it partially visible to my view. Then, I noticed that it leaned over and peeked through the wall that hid it, quickly pulling away as it knew I was still watching.

>To this very day I don't know how, but I managed to muster up enough courage and quickly ran to the computer room's door, slamming and locking it. An hour later, I ran through the whole house, turning on every light possible, except for my mom's bedroom, and I went to bed with the light on. I didn't bother looking for the dog, and I never told the man about this strange occurrence. I just went into my room and crawled into bed.

>I don't know how I fell asleep. But I did. Whatever the Hell that thing was, it was watching me. I didn't think that I'd ever get over it. But I guess I calmed down after a while.

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>my mother and father were divorced, and I went to live with my mother and a man she supposedly fell in love with several years ago
My cynicism tells me this man was one of the reasons the divorce happened
>>15884
Most of the time when a split occurs cheating has been occurring for a long time, so you're not wrong there.
>>15872
That's what i was thinkinh
>>15847
nice story.
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Butt Astronaut 07/17/2019 (Wed) 15:49:47 No. 16826 [Reply]
Ass
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>>16826
This is how the board turns into cuckchan /b/ 2.0
>>16840
i sure hope not
>>16840
but dont bump itll make it worse

Religious apologetics thread 02/12/2019 (Tue) 22:17:00 No. 67 [Reply]
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

– Epicurus
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>Christian Writer Insists There’s No Sex in Heaven (In Case You Were Wondering) (link: http://dlvr.it/R5ZMr8) dlvr.it/R5ZMr8

So heaven is hell?
Remember all the times chick fillet said they followed God? Now they are lesbo rapists.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/06/chick-fil-owner-arrested-admitting-repeatedly-molested-underage-girl/
There are atheists who paradoxically are Trump supporters. They just all left skepiticism in a huff when 2016 revealed that the majority of atheists are left-wing. They're probably fake atheists anyway and will have a religious reawakening in their 40's when they have their first heart attack like their fake liberal boomer parents did the moment they started making money. Bunch of selfish pricks afraid of their own deaths.
A lot of people have died for their beliefs all throughout history: Jonestown, Branch Davidians, Hale-Bopp, 9/11, etc, you name it. The gospels were not written by first hand witnesses, & thus any direct followers of Jesus may not have even corroborated such exaggerations.

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Zero Cool 07/31/2018 (Tue) 23:43:07 No. 139 [Reply]
What web browser do you use? I recently installed ungoogled chromium and it works amazing! On top of that, as the name suggests, it disconnects everything related to google, and it also sets duckduckgo as the default search engine, meaning google won't be able to spy on you!
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>>203
They're injecting a referral for their affiliates to recognize for monetization. Since it's a security based browser, its default settings probably make it difficult to track referrals, and its users probably all lock it down. I don't even use Brave but that FUD is a little sus.
/bin/mothra
>>139
I use qutebrowser cause it has a ton of useful features and it allows me to do everything with keybinds. It also has the option to use webkit instead of chromium so i dont get spyed on.
Very cool thread, guys & gals
I.E. is always the root of all tech support

...for GNU it is probably always evolving

tinyDave 11/02/2017 (Thu) 22:03:55 No. 1 [Reply]
Welcome to Spacechan's Giantess board.
On this board post gianteses and anything to do with the giantess fetish.
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>>102
you should photoshop her boyfriend into a giant next to her
>>102
All the money and science that went into developing the personal computer just for you to end up using it for left of field autistic kinks makes me so mad I'm gonna have you all beaten up by angry dwarves
this is fucking weird but i'm willing to do high quali shoops for btc if you want.

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memer 06/30/2019 (Sun) 21:16:22 No. 74 [Reply]
something really weird is happening to me related to esoterism and Christianity, can anyone help me with advice
what is it?
What are the specifics, anon?

memer 07/12/2019 (Fri) 01:23:52 No. 164 [Reply]
>typical italian rendition of ancient history

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paranormal makeup & fashion skinwalker 07/10/2019 (Wed) 21:40:07 No. 81 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McjayV32pc4

hey spacechan what do you think of this girl's makeup, pretty cool, huh?

anybody have some good ideas for paranormal styles which are not pleb goth kids?

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first? anonymous 05/22/2019 (Wed) 19:13:07 No. 194 [Reply]
so... did the nazis build flying saucers? seems kinda important.
Of course they had ayy lmao tech
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>>194
Nah bitch, you ain't first. This board got fucking nuked.
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Yeah right....this board draws so much water around here

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37f_killa 07/07/2019 (Sun) 21:34:13 No. 201 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njShl1LcK5I

The half-wise, recognizing the comparative unreality of the Universe, imagine that they may defy its Laws--such are vain and presumptuous fools, and they are broken against the rocks and torn asunder by the elements by reason of their folly. The truly wise, knowing the nature of the Universe, use Law against laws; the higher against the lower; and by the Art of Alchemy transmute that which is undesirable into that which is worthy, and thus triumph. Mastery consists not in abnormal dreams, visions and fantastic imaginings or living, but in using the higher forces against the lower--escaping the pains of the lower planes by vibrating on the higher.

Transmutation, not presumptuous denial, is the weapon of the Master.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 21:03:10 No. 136 [Reply]
I have recently witnessed what I believe to be the undoing of us. A thread where anonymous was actually posting pictures of their RL selves. As far as I am concerned this is complete blasphemy. Not only does it undermine who we are, anonymous, but it also has shown me that a large number of /b/ users are the very people who we torture. As i scrolled down through the faces i saw pictures of high school students being totally epic and drawing unibrows on themselves as their senior picture. As far as I am concerned this is not /b/. The original beauty of anonymous is that we can be anyone, a gas station attendant, a co-worker, or even your boss. However seeing what is seemingly the majority of /b/ to be pistol-wielding fatfuck, gothfag, scenefag, overallshitbag is truly sickening. So i beg of you anonymous, we must put an end to this faggotry. Why do we sit back and watch as our internet is slowly murdered. So this is a message that goes out to all, if deep in your heart you believe you are not anonymous, leave. It is not that we have a personal issue against you, it is simply you do not belong among us. So i beg of you Anonymous ask not what newfags do to your internet, but what YOU can do to rescue your /b/.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 21:00:49 No. 186 [Reply]
What happened was, I was coming back to study hall after 7th period, and put my head on my desk and took a huge sigh because my stomach was hurting incredibly.

This might seem normal, but take a few things into consideration:

- My desk had a blob of hand sanitizer on it the size of a small paperback book, left by a kid with OCD. - I was lying in it without noticing it. - It can be used as an inhalant.

So, after I inhaled, I felt normal for about five minutes other than the intoxicating stench of the sanitizer. Then, something odd happened.

People's faces started melting/warping in a way I can't even begin to describe.

I kid you not.

I was terrified, but luckily enough it only lasted for a few minutes.

I still felt dizzy and sick to my stomach, and picked up my violin and went to orchestra. The entire time I couldn't read my sheet music.

memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:59:50 No. 135 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.as

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:56:26 No. 185 [Reply]
This vile board has been purged.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:55:39 No. 184 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:55:21 No. 183 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:55:06 No. 182 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:54:55 No. 134 [Reply]
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:54:44 No. 181 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:54:11 No. 180 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:53:58 No. 179 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:53:37 No. 178 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:53:04 No. 177 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:52:29 No. 176 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:51:51 No. 175 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:51:41 No. 174 [Reply]
Cancer: 1. The word "newfag". It's becoming like the word "newb" these 13 year old faggots say. People here for a week see someone use the word "newfag" then start calling everyone they disagree with or just random people "newfags" then fap vigorously, thinking they "pwned" someone. 2. Spamming fags, myshittycityfags, etc. It does nothing but create an eyesore and it's fucking annoying. 3. Furfags, combofags, camwhores, drawfags. If you wanna be a furry, gb2/devianTART. Combos aren't funny and will never be "epic". If you want to be a camwhore, go to MySpace or Stickam or some shit. We're Anonymous for a reason. 4. Laugh/lose threads. 4chan isn't your "OMG LOOKIT THA FUNNY SIGHT =^____^=". GTFO. 5. Personal army fags. We won't raid your friends/school bully so stop spamming their phone numbers and emails. 6. Faggots that haven't got the lingo down yet and post "LOL I HURD U LIEK MUDKIPZ" or "TITS OR GTFO ROFL XD" or "BEE CUM ANNE HEROINE LMFAO >_<". Posting this shit doesn't make you fit in. Kill yourself. 7. People that type letters for words such as "u", "c", "b", "ur", etc. 4chan isn't AIM. If you're too lazy to type out your goddamn words, just leave now and take your niggerspeak with you. 8. "Report in/Roll call", "post ending in x", "Confirmed for brawl", "ITT: epic thread", reposts in general, etc. Stop trying to be funny. Try a little originality for once. 9. "Cut vs uncut", "Americunt vs. Eurofag" etc. Troll somewhere else. 10. EDfags. Gb2/ED for your "lulz". 11. Rulefags. The original rules 1 & 2 were as follows: "Rule 1: Don't mention 4chan, Rule 2: eBaum's did it". And they were called rules 1 & 2 OF RAIDING. But of course you wouldn't know that because you came sometime after Habboraids. 4chan isn't your own personal Fight Club, so STFU. We don't like you any more than the real world does. 12. Modfags/mo­ot. Money shouldn't be worth failing your site. Shit went to hell because they don't give a damn.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:51:32 No. 173 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:50:55 No. 172 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:50:34 No. 171 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.

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memer 07/07/2019 (Sun) 20:50:13 No. 170 [Reply]
I am going insane. I catch myself barking at the neighbors dogs while riding me bicycle in the night. This is the only social interaction I have left. I cannot live like Diogenes. Only talking to dogs. The police don't let you do that anymore. The governmental system is controlling my every action. I can't handle this anymore. Every time I've ever had a dog it died. I can't afford it food so I just try giving it my daily ration of danimals but it's lactose intolerant so it shits all over my rug and then it dies. The last time I had a dog I stole it from this white trash family who kept carting it around in a stolen shopping cart. It didn't make me happy. It couldn't walk and I couldn't cart it around because I don't want to carry that shit. I just ditched it by the river and then went back to barking at the neighborhood dogs. I feel like I'm just a piece of silly string caught in a tornado called life. I am being ripped apart by the institution. There is no escape. I wish I could run around naked but they hate me for who I am. I have to put on a mask and act like I am a doll. I'm supposed to have a perfect average life. Bullshit. Nobody has that, we are all filth. Animals who sneer at our warped reflection. We can't believe that we are looking at ourselves because we would be monsters. There are no monsters, only misunderstood people.
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