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Welcome to /b/. Enjoy the random (shit)posts.

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what re ya doin?

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FPS games besides STALKER

Gotta be able to use ironsights.
Any of the old Battlefield franchise any good?

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Just finished my second day of work

Got off work half an hour ago and I'm now drunk. This is the second day since the end of me being a NEET of six years and it fucking sucks. My teamleader is extremely friend, coworkers are nice, but they're all clearly normalfags and the thought of spending the rest of my days doing this is fucking suffocating, how do normies cope with being a wagie?

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gaping anal prolapse scat masturbation on meth

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Can we use your house for a spacechan meet-up, astro?

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My mom just called me a weird loner and it hurt my feelings.

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If Jews are so powerful why don't they start their own country?

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Vocaloid Thread

This may be the wrong place to ask but I am looking for some good vocaloid recommendations. I really like heavy electronic music with miku's cute voice. I have downloaded the ~100GB collection on Nyaa but that obviously doesn't have everything. If you listen to non meme vocaloid music please post some good tunes in this thread.

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Does anyone else ever get the feeling that

women deserve to be genocided? Seriously, it's like they are just here to make us suffer their bullshit. Next to women, the fucking white knights have to go. At least if we could send all of the white knights to concentration camps, we could put women back in their place. Am I being reasonable?

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Major updates

-8channel is now on a new server, no more slow Romanian shit
-I have updated from LynxChan 2.2 to 2.3
-I am no longer using a reverse proxy which should also speed things up a bit
Because I have a spare server now, I might use that one to enable the .onion hidden service again.
Thank you and see you at

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What are you going to go as to Trick-or-Treat this year, astros?

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Bling bling goy! sorry i haven’t made any threads in a while. i’m on vacation at the moment and i’m phone posting like a faggot. new vocaroo will be on the jewtube account tonight.

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>commiecat thread locked again
I'd like to point out that commiecat is completely, 100% white. All those claiming that it is not white are making entirely baseless assertions.

That is all.

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Give me your 2020's predictions anons, here's mine.
Things will continue to get worse and worse as we approach the coming collapse in the 2030's as predicted by Vox Day.
Texas will go blue in 2024.
Some based anons will create extremely traditional, covertly white religious cults. These cults will provide us virgin waifus and a strong brotherhood. The cults will also consolidate some political power by moving into small towns and taking them over. In addition members will be encouraged to be k tier prepers, but the cult itself will not do this avoid getting wacoed. Seriously you should all do this, it's the only way we win. Just make sure it's something you would want to join and not a complete soul suck.
NASA will refake the moon landing and fake a mission to Mars.
Some other stuff will happen.

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Donald j trump

What's your excuse for not letting your president impregnate you with his seed astro?

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A message for Spacechan.

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Paraplegic children thread.

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becoming that which you hate

I think everyone has seen pic related already, it has been posted on chans, in reference to chans, thousands of times. And it obviously came true a long time ago.

But It doesn't only apply to idiots. Replace "idiots" in that quote with anything else and it's still true. For example trannies. Remember when trannyposting was mostly ironic? Yeah. Now it has come to the point where I have no doubt most of you faggots push objects into uranuses on a daily basis.

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>been completely offline the past 3 hours
>whereas normally I refresh the internet every second of every hour of every day
Did I miss anything?

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webm/mp4 thread

post em

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This needs to be discussed

Are meds non-white? If they are difficult to distinguish from pakistani refugees, for example, what does that tell us? I don't want to hear any of this 'one human race' bullshit either nor any of that 'we're all Africans/Europeans duuude!'. We have to put this to rest once and for all. When you look at the pictures themselves, and historical accounts, I think it is necessary to come to the conclusion that Mediterraneans are non-white. Or rather, MOST Mediterraneans are non-whites LARPING as European. There's NO FUCKING WAY you can convince me that MOST Mediterraneans are white. It's literally impossible to view these 'people' as European. Even most of their villages look live fucking Brazilian favellas. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!!!

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Why do people think assume everyone with dark skin is black?

I had a conversation with some lady while standing in a ride at six flags, she was having a conversation with another retard on how Moana is her favorite black Disney princess. This honestly hurt me deeply. I told the ladies Moana is Polynesian. The fucking cunt sad she to her is black because of her brown skin. I can't make this shit up. Are people really this retarded and autistic?

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Do it, bitches

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This is your site owner, Jason aka space_. Say something nice about him.

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What is it with lefties and walls of text? Even when they try to learn, they don't.

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I just downvoted your comment.


What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Spacechan account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other Spacechannitors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from Spacechan?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Spacechan PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Spacechan is a privilege, not a right.

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8-Bit Halloween

'Tis the season.

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I worked out all the muscles I could yesterday, is there any safe exercise to do that won't ruin my gains? I read that exercising the same muscle in the next day is a bad idea

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Go outside, nerds.

It's a fucking beautiful, picturesque autumn day out there this morning. I just had coffee in the park with my mum after we voted, it was lovely. Go for a walk or something.

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Has anyone else noticed how much hentai is on the Internet? I saw Minecraft lewdness. They have touched everything with hentai.
Is that all people live for these days?

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board tan poll

Take your pick, astros.

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Feet are gross

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Just finished two weeks of no-fap and I'm horny as a bull. Give me your greatest /hypno/ tracks; I need to see if I can go hands-free.

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What comes after Zoomers? This will be the decade they go the way of the Boomer, just like their ancestors

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A message to everyone

Greeting fellow astros and former /b(2)/ posters.

I just wanted to extend my gratitude to you guys from the depths of my heart. I want to thank each and everyone one of you for being with me in my time of need, when I felt happy, sad, angry, etc. When I had no one there for me I knew I could always turn to you guys and enjoy life with you. Thank you for everything, I was only able to cope because I had the community to be there with me. I hope we all make in life. Life is hard and we need only need time to blossom. Thank you for everything.

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this is how convoluted it looks from across the pond

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Who is more white

Italians / Armenians / Romanians

List them in order of pure whiteness

Italians are just like the Spanish, a bunch of fucking mutts

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Why don't you guys like read some books or something?

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>Holds my hand while drunk.
>Let me drink from her beer bottle.
<Do you want more anon?
>Takes the bottle back as soon as I'm done and drink from it.
>Nervous, but actually smiles to me when we meet.
>Answer me quietly from the other side of a noisy room when I say something and no one paid attention to what I said, as if she's focusing specifically on what I'm saying.

>Distant in messages.

Is she interested /b/?
Inb4 she isn't interested.

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>tfw jacked too much and now my balls hurt

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Why are brave warrior's so retarded?.
Don't they realize that their political movement is made up of mexicans, australians and swedes?. It's literally an incel movement,change my mind.

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Movie Bread

A team of explorers travel through a wormhole in space in an attempt to ensure humanity's survival.


Time Syncing

London 6:15
New York 1:15
Tokyo 2:15
Arizona 10:15
Or I'll just call out in the thread

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>have sperm in balls
>want to be girly, humiliated, want to be a little sissy cumslut
>throw it away in form of masturbation finished by orgasm repeated couple times, which takes around 2-3 hours
>want to be a chad nationalist that will lead this country to glory

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I'm planning on doing /SIG/ (self improvement general) week

but don't have any infographics
can you guys drop me some?
thanks in advance
Self Improvement General I guess

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Question for Britfags

Do Britfags actually drink tea on a regular basis, or is that just a meme?

Also how many loicenses do you have checked on an average day?

Pic unrelated.

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Are Indians black people?

Apparently India is one of the most racist countries in the world. I find it funny cause i always thought Indians were mixed race black people. Why are they so dark compared to other Asian countries

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Why don't natsies spread an increased awareness of zionism and the cooperation of all races and cultures against it instead of wacking them over the head with racial slurs and holocaust denial making enemies of a majority of the world?
Because if what you're saying is true, the zionists are actually doing all of this intelligently and as an intellectual I am deeply disturbed by your lack of sound plans even though I think punching racists is awesome.

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Every time I see an article like this, I understand more and more why Pol Pot killed everyone who wore glasses.

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Pranks that can be done by people with fuckloads of money(>10M)?

I'm thinking paying youtube shills personalities to advertise shitty products, like maybe some thick gel caps to put on your fingers that "Pull toxins out of the body, revitalize your fingernails, remove dead skin for a smooth finish, etc" that prevent the gullible bastards from doing anything that requires the use of their fingers. Could call them Boombas or Fatfingers, anything ridiculous works.

Or maybe buying 4chan and implementing an account system with 4chan gold or some ridiculous crap like that. Google+ Twitter Facebook and Tumblr account linkage perhaps?

Heres a great one! Opening FM radio stations across the US and in Japan that pretend to have music with previews of songs, but in actuality just play ads 24/7 without any music. Fucking kek.

This would probably be too expensive, but launching some satellites into geostationary orbit and launching MikeTysonInternet or AnimeNet, with relevantly themed browsers that provide security benefits and speed that far exceeds any other so people will be forced to use them, but force reinstallation if the tyson or anime imagery is modified.

What are your ideas?

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what browser do you use astro? I don't know if just bug but weird things happens sometimes when I'm scrolling the web using palemoon

<like what?
i won't describe all of them cuz I don't feel like it

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My reason for hating anime

1. It's a rip off the Disney art style.

2. the chinks sexualize children too much( i mean jeez cool it down guys)

3. Male characters look feminine and are the sole reason there are so many trannies nowadays

4.shitty character relationships

5. It's fucking gay

6. Just watch Disney.

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Can anyone watch this fully and check back to see what the results were? I'm curious to what the effects are but too pussy to try it myself

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Analockman(Thailand Native)

let's move to the lighter board
don't wasted your time look into the darkness here. because it will look back into you.

ps.I have bad moot today. so no bullshit post thanks

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why are old women so cute?

anyone else feels the same

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Music thread

>go on youtube
>find good old music
>80s and 90s preferred
>download webm
>post here
lets get this started astros

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what would you do if you were a neet?

>sleep and stay lied on your bed all day long?
>worship Zyzz and get fit?
>eat as much as you can while doing neet stuff like playing vydia or just watching things?
>read all the books that capture your attention?
>learn how to play an instrument?

I need ideas