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Astronaut Board owner 09/27/2019 (Fri) 21:27:23 No. 1 [Reply]
Welcome to /b/. Enjoy the random (shit)posts.

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anime character analysis: Hitman 47 Astronaut 11/14/2019 (Thu) 04:02:59 No. 74054 [Reply]
coolest anime character hands down, name one that's cooler

>protip: you cant

<only one facial expression (scowl)
<never talks, has no emotions
<man of action
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You're absolutely correct. I never knew that my choice of waifu was so wrong until now. Thank you, anime character analysis guy.
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damn, can I contact an admin?
how do I PM a mod?
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>Doom clone with lasers
doom guy is cooler

look at this image

hes a piece of shit. the owner as well. just pretend they dont even exist.

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Astronaut 11/13/2019 (Wed) 23:36:02 No. 73752 [Reply]
>48% of black women have a STD
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yikes. no marital bond before sex

and people wonder why so many relationships fail
Bump for science
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i dont see how youve come to the conclusion that getting married before sex would ensure a successful everlasting relationship.
Look up the term "pair-bonding". Women are meant to develop a strong emotional connection with the first man they have sex with so it can ensure a secure relationship for a child. It's an evolutionary trait.

glow in the darks Astronaut 11/14/2019 (Thu) 02:44:32 No. 73942 [Reply]
>imagine being paid to care about a small imageboard for filipino children

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With money stolen from us.
>IB shill
>work from home
>shitpost all day about muh gayops
>schizopost to delegitimize people pointing out real shit
>post about already exposed real shit, wrapped in so much bullshit people end up developing a kneejerk reaction to it as mere paranoia
>fap to the tranny porn they provide me with to post, hey gotta check its good stuff or someone might notice
seeth freeposters
What's the correlation between online schitzos (((@nybody))) and irl schitzos (((homebums))) who have probably been abducted by the gubmint and forced experimentated on. Potentially leading to mental illness. I ask this based upon the ammount of homeless people I talk to whom carry on about how the government, external forces, etc have scrambled their brains, and left them to their own devices. Some of these people alledge to have had illustrious careers.

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Astronaut Board owner 11/14/2019 (Thu) 03:19:03 No. 74002 [Reply]
What's up Astros?
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I don't know about you guys but it's FUCKING COLD
Not cold here. Suns' out, front door wide open.
It's a nice, brisk, -8C where I am right now
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Astronaut 11/14/2019 (Thu) 01:46:49 No. 73873 [Reply]
What level of speech should a captive commiecat be permitted? Should it be forced to be completely mute; only communicating through nods and signs? Able to speak, but only when spoken to? Or should it be allowed to initiate conversations?
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Another one of what?
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oh, gee, I wounder what great dissuction will happen on spacechan today?
Why, only the most important topic of discussion there is: the proper care and rape of commiecats.
I prefer mine to only speak when spoken to, with specific exceptions, but I suppose that's on an owner-by-owner basis.
I personally keep mine diapered, but only because I had problems with UTIs when I had her cathetered in a vacuum bed while not in use so she needs to signal the need to defecate.
It's pretty funny leaving her to piss herself because she's not allowed to ask about that. She gets so frustrated when I'm ignoring her obvious need to piss, but she's too well trained to say anything about it. I do like to see her annoyed though, so I permit that.
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Astronaut 11/14/2019 (Thu) 02:21:12 No. 73900 [Reply]
you think its possible to get through life autistically as a dark and brooding block of ice?
or some may call it a mysterious man of few words?
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you just got to be urself and take a shower
thats anecdotal
sex with children
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you'll never get anywhere being nihilistic

some may like strong + silent, you never know unless you get out there

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Astronaut 11/14/2019 (Thu) 01:57:20 No. 73878 [Reply]
are vaginas cold? and if so, do you have to warm them up before u sex them?
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what # is that you got there in roman numerals?
>once or twice a month
as expected. low test is the culprit

women are very different from
72. Why?
just wondering
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good taste

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poo poo Astronaut 11/14/2019 (Thu) 01:11:57 No. 73846 [Reply]
pee pee ?

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chew baka
really dont like this thread
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wtf am I looking at?!
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Fuck Dawnfag Astronaut 11/14/2019 (Thu) 03:11:26 No. 73976 [Reply]
That is all
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She's cringe and a bitch agree
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stolen staight from my mouth
trannys dont get an opinion
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this thread only has 14 posts and it's already autistic
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Goodnight guys


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