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Astronaut Board owner 03/25/2019 (Mon) 18:10:40 No. 4208 [Reply]
-Board has been nuked, fresh clean start
-R9K image filter has been disabled per popular request, will be re-enabled as soon as it gets abused
-Special thanks to all the Astronauts who made OC the past weeks

Astronaut Board owner 02/09/2019 (Sat) 18:12:55 No. 1 [Reply]
Welcome to /b/. Enjoy the random (shit)posts.

Mount Caramel Astronaut 03/25/2019 (Mon) 19:55:15 No. 4239 [Reply]
How old were you when you realized that the federal government murder 82 people (18 children) in Waco Texas in 1993?
For me, I was maybe 15-16. I remember seeing the 20/20 Special where they show the surviving children and ask them who the president was and when they're like "lol IDK" those media Satanists used it as proof that the kids were brainwashed.
>TL;DR the federal government murders American children (who cares about the spics and sand niggers) and you're basically stupid
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I remember nothing
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I don't care about sandniggers
>not to mention, 2 wrongs don't make a right you fucking mental midget
>2 wrongs don't make a right
That wasn't the point you dumbfuck
w-w-what about the dead sandniggers?
R-r-rhetorical questions count as making a point right?
they were holed up in there with guns shooting at the fbi and they refused to cooperate after valid charges of human rights abuses

could it have been handled better, sure, just starve them out, make them send out the kids at least and the men can fight it out

but theres no reasoning with religious fanatics, especially not under koresh's control

but why isnt this applied consistently? why doesnt the US government take down scientology? or mormonism? those do WAY more abuse than the branch davidians ever did.

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Astronaut 03/25/2019 (Mon) 18:14:05 No. 4209 [Reply]
>R9K image filter has been disabled
YES, FINALLY. Thank you fren.
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me on the left you on the right tbh
Look at it this way. My spamming has spawned more legitimate discussion than your imageboard has had in its entire existence.
I'm helping YOU.
Daily reminder that N​​​an​o​​​​ch​​​​​an is the best imageboard on the internet.
The glory of ​​Na​​​​no​​​c​​​h​​​​​a​​n is eternal.
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>i want more people to post on my dead shithole
>how do i get new users?
>i've got an idea. i will go on a different imageboard, i will call their chan a shithole and i will fight with the users
>yeah, that will totally bring me more traffic and not only gore spam

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Astronaut 03/25/2019 (Mon) 22:10:39 No. 4403 [Reply]
>73 PPH
And that was before the spam. Based board nuking, based Astronauts.
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this is fast bort

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WEBM / MP4 thread Astronaut 03/25/2019 (Mon) 18:17:42 No. 4213 [Reply]
Post 'em
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>tfw the dude in tick_tock.mp4 is basically doing an impression of me
>tfw i'm a living meme
it hurts bros
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why is pedophilia objectively wrong Astronaut 03/25/2019 (Mon) 18:23:24 No. 4215 [Reply]
discuss and debate
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No linking to illegal material.
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its hilarious how acknowledging the most beautiful creatures on the planet is objectionable to some people

it must be insecurity
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>most beautiful creature
Maybe if she was wearing pic related. But she's not.
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i just have such an immediate passion for every little girl i see, and often they seem to feel the same

but of course due to arbitrary stigma if we enjoyed that company i could go to prison and her reputation would also be ruined

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UB General 2.0: Electric Boogaloo Ugly"Bad Writer"Boi 03/25/2019 (Mon) 20:07:28 No. 4246 [Reply]
Been writing a short story recently
imagine a world where a nuclear war happens but the world was inhabited by monsters and we had magic
before the war magic was obsolete due to guns and science but now that the world has degenerated to a very feudal state guns are rare and when they are found they are rusted and jammed
ammo is extremely rare and those who can make high quality bullets are powerful
using poor ammo is too risky for these common folk as if they damage the gun they could lose their only protection against ancients (Large Magic beasts)
Important knowledge is hidden and hoarded by the leaders of these feudal society's
Magic, Scientific and engineering Literature is kept for the higher ups of society
Cults of people in small remote villages who dream of a boy who will be born into the world by the help of old gods
guilds of human hunters, Alchemists, Masonry workers and Vagabonds
The idea of high tech low life is real for some society's
Robotic arms, Fully lit areas with electricity where they hunt deer and heal themselves with herbs from the forest and eat wood chippings with mushrooms
Men of science use this horrible time to free themselves of morality and do horrific tests on the remaining human population and make great scientific progress in hidden labs but they don't have anyone to share this discovery with
only to go outside once and get irradiated and die having all the research they did go to waste

Dungeons of half human half elk men sleeping in caves and stealing children
Parties of people go to these places to Kill these creatures but they multiply like rabbits

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Magic, monsters and post apocalyptic world with guns
also kinda isekai like
Just a rough draft
Needs more gay gorillas chugging money semen, tbh.
honestly promise alone sounds like shit
You mean premise
that two!

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FUCK YOU DEB FUCK YOU DEB FYCUK EYOU DEB FUKCYE YOU DEB Astronaut 03/25/2019 (Mon) 20:53:08 No. 4298 [Reply]
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>we work tirelessly to shitpost
You're doing it wrong :^)
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>shit quality shitposts are OK
No. I have a conscience, friend.
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Look beyond the cosplayer and see the aryan light she be representin homeboi.

why havent you seen captain marvel yet Astronaut 03/25/2019 (Mon) 21:01:07 No. 4314 [Reply]
that shit is hot
>a hag whose greatest achievement was getting raped by her own unborn son and is only known by fringe autists as the source of that one xmen bitch power
why anybody would want to watch that?
Someone post the actress' nasty ass toes
but anon toes are on feet not on ass!


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